Friday, May 31, 2013

The Day I Nearly Lost It. (+ my Blogiversary)

I was at my eye doctor for a follow up visit. Because of my irritated/ing eyes I am changing contacts. We haven't yet settled on a new brand so I needed to schedule another appointment. I reached into my bag to get my phone so I could put the new appointment on my calendar and...

It. Wasn't. There.

This kind of thing doesn't happen to me. I'm responsible and mindful and very OCD about making sure I have everything with me all the time. Where could it be?

I was trying to play it totally cool so the young lady making my appointment didn't think I was a total freak. Because I'm not. It's just a phone, right?

I'll just call my husband real quick to see if I left it at home. DAMMIT. I can't. I don't have my phone. And I don't want to seem like a freak. So I can't ask to use their phone. Dammit. 

I had to go to the chiropractor next, which happens to be right next door. So, I thought, "No problem - I'll just get my adjustment and go home. Dr. Amy is really fast. I can solve this mystery soon." However... I was early. Dr. Amy wasn't there yet. So I had to sit and wait for her. WITH NO PHONE.

Maybe I can look at a magazine or count the floor tiles or um, OH MY GOD HOW DID PEOPLE EVER WAIT FOR ANYTHING EVER BEFORE THEY HAD IPHONES.

Did I leave it in the exam room at the eye doctor? Maybe my car? Did I have it with me when I left my house?

I tried some awkward small talk with the receptionist. Four very long minutes later, my chiropractor walked in. I got my adjustment and never mentioned my missing phone, because, hey - I'm sure it's at home, right? So breezy.

I was keeping a totally normal pace as I walked out of the office to get to my car to go home and CHECK ON MY PHONE. I was in no rush. Breezy. Totally. I just happened to notice it was 2:22, which meant I left home roughly 77 minutes ago. I mean, if you're counting. But I wasn't. Because I was breezy.

No stupid cars were taking their sweet time as I tried to pull out of the parking lot to make the 2.5 mile drive home. Not even like 30 of them. I put on some tunes to take my mind off the situation. Not that there was a situation. You know. Whatever.

I stopped and got the mail. I took my time and backed into the garage (because that's safer). I casually got out of my car and strolled inside to the kitchen. My phone was totally plugged into the charger just waiting for me.

Just like I knew it was.

No, YOU have a problem. 

Also it should be noted that today is my 2nd Blogiversary (that means I first posted to this blog 2 years ago today, mom). Look - my husband got me a present:

Why yes, that is a free cleaning cloth that he received with his new phone case.
He even inscribed it. Thoughtful. Touching. I'm a very lucky girl.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Decisions: May 2013 Edition

OK. So I've been a little absent from the blog. I hear you. But I took that time to make some decisions and I knew you would want me to share them with you. So here you go:

1. I'm done with tornadoes. They are fired. Can we start a foundation or something to eradicate the world of these menaces? Sheesh.

2. Related: Oklahomans are OK.

3. I'm not going to Mexico on a bus.

4. I shan't be designing teapots nor billboard ads for them.

5. I totally want to get married again just so this guy can do our wedding pics.

Bonus Decision:

Maybe I should supervise my daughter better when she eats while her tooth is quite loose...

tooth fairy note re: swallowed tooth
I highlighted the "again" because I need you to know this happened last time, too. Good times.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Invisalign: A Modern Answer to Braces

Disclosure: This post is sponsored by Invisalign. All thoughts and opinions are my own.


Way back before I was a teenager with cancer, I was a regular teenager doing all the things that regular teenagers do - like getting braces.

I remember very clearly returning to school that day in 7th grade after those shiny, silver, sharp brackets were super-glued to my teeth -- only to have some (very mature) 7th grade boys point and laugh at my newly accessorized appearance. And thus began the era of me being self conscious of my smile.

And as luck would have it... just months after getting my new silver smile I moved to another school. Obviously a mouth full of metal was exactly the thing I wanted to have with me as a new girl in a new school in 8th grade.

Ah. Memories.

1988 braces
My first day of 8th grade at a new school.
Don't be too jealous of my cool outfit.
1988 school pic metal braces
Me in all my 1988 glory.
BONUS: my earrings match my teeth.
I am really hoping to spare my girls of the experiences I had in those days, which is why I was so glad to be invited to to attend a SITS Mini Bloggy Boot Camp session sponsored by Invisalign a few weeks ago.

Metal braces have gone the way of CRT televisions and car phones, babe. Technology has not only changed the way we take in information and communicate with each other, but it has also changed the way we fix our smiles. Do you remember how you weren't allowed to eat certain foods when you had braces? That is sooo 20th century. Let me share with you why I wish invisible braces were around when I was a teen.

COMFORT

We had a great local orthodontist present us with an overview of Invisalign (find one local to you here), and the first thing that hit home for me is that when you are being fitted for Invisalign, you don't have to do impressions (of your teeth, folks, not of your favorite celebrity). If you've ever had impressions of your teeth made, you know how terrible of an experience it is - the gagging was the worst. Instead, the orthodontist uses a scanner to get an image of your mouth and the position of your teeth. With those images your personal sets of aligners are manufactured.

The aligners are made of smooth plastic that you wear over your teeth and you put in a new set about every two weeks. But because they are removable, you can just take them out to eat so there are no food restrictions and it's easy to take care of your teeth (did anybody actually floss around their metal brackets?).  Another bonus: No need for globs of wax to protect your mouth from pointy wires.

CONVENIENCE

When using Invisalign to straighten your teeth, your orthodontic visits are only every four to six weeks, which normally adds up to fewer visits than if you had traditional metal braces. Also the appointments are shorter and you're going to have fewer chances for emergency visits since there are no brackets or wires to break.

COST

I was surprised to learn that the cost of Invisalign was on par with the cost of metal braces. In addition to the orthodontist that talked to us, two parents of teen patients of his who use Invisalign were there for us to talk to. They especially felt it was important for us to know how comparable the cost was because they had also been surprised to find out they were affordable.

CONFIDENCE

Along with the parents were the actual teens themselves -- and they were adorable. Both of them were about the age I was when I got my metal mouth, but with just a few comments from them I could tell their experience with Invisalign Teen was nothing like the experience I had with metal braces.

First, the teenage boy is in band and plays the trumpet. I don't play an instrument, but I imagine that would be very uncomfortable to do with metal brackets on your teeth. He plays his trumpet while his aligners are in and said the only time they give him trouble was when he switches to a new aligner. He said after a day or so he's able to adjust to it and play as usual.

Second was the teenage girl. Of course I'm going identify more closely with her experience, but she was SO enthusiastic about Invisalign Teen. She was so happy to have the smooth, clear aligners and felt so bad for her friends who didn't. She was just the cutest. And I assure you - nobody would have described me with that word at that age. And according to this info graphic, that confidence will more than likely stick with these kids:

Invisalign first impressions

The parents also felt it was very important to get the opinion of an orthodontist that was a preferred Invisalign provider, as at least one of them had been told by a dentist (who was not a preferred provider) that their child was not a candidate for Invisalign.

My husband and I both had braces, so there is a good chance our girls will need them, too. From what Dr. Halford told us, I would not have been able to use Invisalign right away because I had a tooth that had to be pulled down. He said in cases like mine he would use metal braces for a very short period of time -- just long enough to get the tooth to come down to where the rest of the teeth are -- and then he would switch to Invisalign. That was enough to convince me to get a consultation when my girls are old enough (my 7 year old doesn't even have front teeth right now...).

I actually had impressions of my bottom teeth made when Invisalign first came out and I haven't ruled it out yet. My metal braces were only on the top and now my bottom teeth have shifted to the point they are messing with my top teeth. Not cool, teeth. Not cool.

Did you have a mouth full of metal like me? What was the worst part? Have you ever considered Invisalign for yourself or your child? I'd love to read some tales of misery from your teen years...

Thanks to Invisalign and the SITS Girls for making this post possible.

Feeling Helpless? Here are some ways to help tornado victims.


My family and I moved to the outskirts of Tornado Alley when I was in 3rd grade. Prior to that year I didn't even know what a tornado was, except for what I'd seen in The Wizard of Oz.

As I progressed through elementary school and on through high school, I noticed a fear that came over a lot of my school mates anytime the weather turned questionable. In fact, there were times that parents would take their children out of school just because there was a threat of severe weather in the area. You see, before I moved there, the town was hit by a tornado that was so strong it took out the bridge into the town. People died. In fact when I first visited the area with my family, they had to use a ferry to get across the lake or drive all the way around it to get to in or out of town.

This happened nearly 30 years ago and people who lived there at the time remember it like it was yesterday. And though Greers Ferry, Arkansas has not been abused by the weather as badly as Moore, Oklahoma, the town has had a couple more, also serious, tornadoes since then.

These traumatic events will forever be a part of those affected. My heart hurts for those in Moore and I want to help. If you want to find a way to help, too, here are some resources for you to shine your light into the lives of those who are dealing with so much darkness now:

They state that funds will go directly to helping those affected. On their site they have instructions for donations of a few, very specific items. The preference and suggestion at this time, however, is for monetary donations. Links and mailing addresses are listed on the site.
Again they are requesting monetary donations above all else. There are several options for payments on their site. All funds will be directed to relief efforts.
Donor's Choose has a special online fund directed at the schools and teachers of Moore. This fund will help them restock their classrooms and help their students recover.
Some of my other Texas Blogger friends are also posting ways to help our neighbors to the north. Help if you can.

As always but especially now when this tragedy is still fresh on our hearts, be wary of anyone asking for money in a seemingly "unofficial" way. Unfortunately some folks use these events to prey on generous folks. 

Wednesday, May 8, 2013